You're obviously well educated on the subject. I agree with what you're saying. That's why my recommendation above was to do Bootstrapping Squats (at first), bench, deadlifts and chins -- just the basics. You especially want to strengthen the Posterior Chain (hamstrings, glutes, lower back) and Bootstrapper Squats are a simple way to get started.

There's a great book called Starting Strength that gives a basic starting program.