I would not love wearing them. I waste a significant amount of money on contact lenses each year for the privilege of not having to wear anything on my face.

> Now they're cool and everywhere.

One of these things is true.

There is a difference between the subjective and objective "cool." They've sold something like 150 million pairs of Airpods? I think that qualifies as objectively "cool."

Another heuristic is: are the majority of attractive and young people using/buying/doing it?

AirPods are cool by that measure as well.

If lots of people are doing or buying something, that’s a signal that it isn’t cool.